She appears to be a normal journalist except she dresses like a druidess gestapo officer, her eyes can see the goodness in any creature's heart and her hair is brown and she wears it like an afro, but secretly she is actually a half-zergling.
She is a rumored demi-goddess worshipped by a small cult and she will fight her enemies with the power to correct grammar in any language or to seduce any mortals.
Her friends and enemies call her Dayclaw Heavyfang!
Her constant companion is a special needs invisible giant who is also both her mother and father.
Her favored weapon is a acidic bio-mechanical bow which will appear in her hands when she calls it.
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